Ministry of Imagery

Others wrong. We write.

Advertisements, websites, slogans, company names, t-shirts, homework, etcetera.

hello@ministryofimagery.com / @pagecrusher

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Copywriting samples:

ALEX Bottles Site / Packaging

“With proper care, your ALEX bottle will outlast an endless summer, a long and illustrious career, a storybook marriage, and a brick lollipop. Your bottle will most likely NOT outlast true love, the universe, and other ALEX bottles.”

Design and development: Nice Reusables, Copy: Ministry of Imagery

Project Link: ALEX Bottle

Thinking for a Living

“If I were forced to write at 4PM, in an office, wearing a skirt suit, I don’t know if anything brilliant would pour out of my phalanges.”

. . .

“The contoured hexagonal design prevents the pencil from rolling off your desk, dash, or dais, while supplementing its structural integrity and aerodynamic prowess in fabled office stunts and morning-meeting mischief.”

As seen in multiple essays on Thinking For a Living

Microsoft Video Training Series Scripts

“Remember to be firm. Maintain eye contact. Even with Microsoft Home and Student 2007, it’s up to you to train your netbook to play nice.”

Animation/Development/Creative Direction: tenfourCopy: Ministry of Imagery

Project Link: Videos

Use All Five Site / Slogans

“Born from a love for making excellent things with paper and pixels, Use All Five now handles a wide range of advertising and branding projects, from websites for sprouting start-ups to applications for colossal corporations.”

Design and development: Use All Five, Copy: Ministry of Imagery

Project Links: Capabilities, Profile, Portfolio